I went to clean. Voluntarily. "No, no, let ME do it!" GIVE ME A MOMENT TO MYSELF. PLEASE.
My three year old joined me. She wanted to help. Well, mommy is cranky and says that she can help as long as no one speaks a word for 5 minutes.
She chattered nonstop for 18 minutes. I timed it.
I remember. With my son it always came out as "I want to hop you!". He's now 12 and much more taciturn. I don't suppose that helps much?
ReplyDeleteAnything helps at this point. I would like to think that everyone looks cool, calm, collected on the outside but they are LOSING THEIR MINDS just like me.
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